Funny Running Poems From Google Search to Keep You Laughing on Your Jogs

Running is a great way to get exercise, clear your head, and have some fun. But if you're like most people, there are probably times when you find yourself getting bored or discouraged. That's where these funny running poems come in.

Funny Running Poems from Google Search

by Sherpaherb

5 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	290 KB
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Screen Reader	:	Supported
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I've compiled a list of some of the funniest running poems I could find on Google Search. These poems are sure to make you smile, no matter how many miles you're logging. So next time you're feeling down on your run, just pull out your phone and read one of these poems. You'll be glad you did.

1. The Runner's Lament

I'm so tired of running, My legs are about to give out. But I keep on going, Because I'm too stubborn to quit.

I'm sweating and panting, My face is turning red. But I'm still running, Because I'm determined to finish.

I'm finally at the finish line, And I'm so glad it's over. But I know I'll be back tomorrow, Because I'm a runner.

2. The Ballad of the Blister

Oh, the blister, the blister, How you make my life a misery. You're a pain in the foot, And you make me want to cry.

I've tried to pop you, And I've tried to ignore you. But you just keep getting bigger, And you make it hard to run.

I wish you would just go away, So I can be happy again. But I know you're here to stay, So I'll just have to deal with you.

3. The Runner's Excuse

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to miss my run today. I had a really good excuse. I was too tired.

I know, I know, that's not a very good excuse. But it's the truth. I was really tired.

I had a long day at work yesterday, And I didn't get much sleep last night. So I woke up this morning feeling really tired.

I tried to go for a run anyway, But I just couldn't do it. I was too tired.

So I sat down on the side of the road, And I made this sign. I'm sorry, I know it's not a very good excuse. But I'm really tired.

4. The Runner's High

Oh, the runner's high, It's a feeling like no other. It's a sense of euphoria, That makes you feel like you can conquer the world.

You feel strong and invincible, Like you can run forever. You forget about all your worries, And you just focus on the moment.

The runner's high is a beautiful thing, And it's one of the best reasons to run. So if you're ever feeling down, Just go for a run and experience the runner's high.

5. The Runner's Creed

I am a runner, I hear the call of the road. I will run through the pain, I will never give up.

I will run for the joy of it, I will run for the challenge. I will run for the sense of accomplishment.

I will run for the runner's high, I will run for the peace it brings. I will run for the love of it.

I am a runner, And I will never stop running.

I hope you enjoyed these funny running poems. If you did, please share them with your friends and fellow runners. And if you have any funny running poems of your own,

Funny Running Poems from Google Search

by Sherpaherb

5 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	290 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	16 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

FREE