150 Hilarious Excuses Every Golf Player Should Know

Your Go-to Guide for Getting Out of Trouble on the Course

Golf is a challenging game, and even the best players make mistakes. But what do you say when you hit a bad shot? Do you own up to your mistake, or do you come up with a clever excuse? If you're looking for some inspiration, look no further than this ultimate collection of 150 hilarious and creative excuses that will make your playing partners laugh out loud.

From blaming the aliens to claiming you were attacked by a swarm of aggressive squirrels, this book has got you covered. Get ready to elevate your excuse game and become the most entertaining golfer on the course.

Golf's Best Excuses: 150 Hilarious Excuses Every Golf Player Should Know

by Joshua G Shifrin

4.4 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	14089 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
X-Ray	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	117 pages

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A Sample of the Excuses

• I was distracted by the beautiful scenery.
• The wind changed direction at the last minute.
• The sun was in my eyes.
• My club slipped out of my hand.
• I hit a root.
• The ball was too hard.
• The ball was too soft.
• The ball was too wet.
• The ball was too dry.
• The ball was too fast.
• The ball was too slow.
• I hit the wrong club.
• I swung too hard.
• I swung too soft.
• I didn't follow through.
• I topped the ball.
• I bladed the ball.
• I hooked the ball.
• I sliced the ball.
• I hit a tree.
• I hit a water hazard.
• I hit a sand trap.
• I hit a bunker.
• I hit a fence.
• I hit a building.
• I hit a car.
• I hit a person.
• I hit a dog.
• I hit a cat.
• I hit a bird.
• I hit a squirrel.
• I hit a rabbit.
• I hit a deer.
• I hit a moose.
• I hit a bear.
• I hit a lion.
• I hit a tiger.
• I hit a dinosaur.
• I hit a spaceship.
• I hit a UFO.
• I hit a ghost.
• I hit a zombie.
• I hit a vampire.
• I hit a werewolf.
• I hit a mummy.
• I hit a Frankenstein.
• I hit a Loch Ness Monster.
• I hit a Bigfoot.
• I hit a Chupacabra.
• I hit a unicorn.
• I hit a Pegasus.
• I hit a phoenix.
• I hit a dragon.
• I hit a griffin.
• I hit a basilisk.
• I hit a cockatrice.
• I hit a manticore.
• I hit a hydra.
• I hit a chimera.
• I hit a sphinx.
• I hit a minotaur.
• I hit a centaur.
• I hit a satyr.
• I hit a faun.
• I hit a nymph.
• I hit a dryad.
• I hit a naiad.
• I hit a nereid.
• I hit a siren.
• I hit a mermaid.
• I hit a selkie.
• I hit a kelpie.
• I hit a banshee.
• I hit a leprechaun.
• I hit a brownie.
• I hit a pixie.
• I hit a gnome.
• I hit a troll.
• I hit a giant.
• I hit a dwarf.
• I hit a hobbit.
• I hit a elf.
• I hit a orc.
• I hit a goblin.
• I hit a troll.
• I hit a ogre.

Golf's Best Excuses: 150 Hilarious Excuses Every Golf Player Should Know

by Joshua G Shifrin

4.4 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	14089 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
X-Ray	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	117 pages

FREE